-They will play just about anywhere....the bathroom, for instance. Ever found Hot Wheels and colored pencils in the bathtub and on top of the toilet?
-What's the point of washing your hands????
-There is a reverse action of opening a door or cupboard...Do they know that?
-Sliding on blankets on newly installed hardwood floors and crashing into the fireplace are side-splitting fun.
-Lego pieces can be found in a multitude of places, such as pockets, washing machines, in the rat cage...
-Soda makes a boy EXTREMELY happy, no matter what kind of day he's had.
-Mud....need I say more?
-They call Mom a party-pooper for not letting Dad, the fun one, slide the family vehicle through a large rain puddle. On Sunday. In the Church parking lot.
-Mother actually has to say to them "Please take your hand off your brother's underwear", and "Would you mind not dragging your brother by his foot down the hall?" Then Daddy says "Do you want me to suck your ear into the Shop Vac again?" To which Mother hears the answer "YES, AGAIN, AGAIN!!!"
-Toothpaste should not come with a removable lid. Because it never makes its way back on.
-They have to be forced to shower and brush their teeth. Ewwwwww!!!!!!!
-Dirt in a house of three boys materializes out of nowhere, after Mother has just swept and vacuumed. Mother begins to think said boys harbor the dirt in their hair and belly button.
-At night they love to snuggle with their mommy when nobody is looking. Bless their hearts, and thank the Lord for my three wonderful precious little dirty, messy, lovable, sweet cuddlers.
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