OK, they actually do wash their hands...

.....occasionally, and only if it's fun.....Like at the sink at Daddy's Office, complete with that powdered soap dispenser you remember using in elementary school, and a foot pedal to turn on the water. Admit it, you once tasted that soap out of sheer curiosity.

Seriously, first I have to tell my boys to wash their hands EVERY time they come out of the bathroom. Then after they emerge from the bathroom a nano- second later, I have to tell them to use soap. After another nano-second passes, I have to tell them to actually spread the soap around on their hands for it to be effective. SOME DAY........